Wednesday, May 02, 2007

What Happened that night

People deal with bad moods in different ways.
Some people isolate themselves, others surround themselves with happy people. Some people sleep it away, Some people eat, some people sing, some people find a nice shoulder to cry on, some people pray to God asking for patience, some poeople work on improving themselves, some people work out, some people dance it away, smoke it away, drink it away. Some people go on pointless flings, Some wierd people go buy 2 guns and kill 32 people and themselves on campus...it says alot about you how you deal with your bad mood...

what do you do to drive a bad mood away?

I Rob Banks......

I was in a bad mood last night, And it went perfectly.... The sense of accomplishment of doing that, and the rush you get from doing such a thing just manages to make everything go away. It was lovely! absolutely lovely! everything was just right about it.. It was quite a big bank, security was tight and ive wanted to lay my hands on the loot ever since i laid eyes on it almost 4 years ago. Well ill admit the thought of Heisting the place didnt strike me when i first saw it, but the thought grew on me when i saw it for what it was. I didn't do it out of courtesy for the other crews in town who called dibs on the bank. You just cant go do a bank some other crew is prepping without pissing people off. In this business its all about courtesy. However, last night i decided to disregard protocol and all what Big Sal taught me of the business. It was worth it...damn well worth it, regardless of the concequences.
Its one of those banks that holds a good pot of loot but the real prize doesnt lie in the cash safely stored in the vault, rather than the safety deposit boxes ( you see its not all about Money you know). Alot of the banks customers ( i mean the ones who have safety deposit boxes) are mostly Dealers; Art, Arms, Drugs, Slave along with your usual bunch of terrorists, political crooks and world class made Wiseguys (thats Jerseyspeak for Mobsters or Mafia Bosses). so the safety deposit boxes can be full of potentially interesting things. For the sake of Brevity im going to talk in Heist Terms...if it gets confusing you will find an explanation at the bottom of the blog..if u uderstand a word of what i am saying then you really shouldnt be wasting your time reading this and go plot on how to cash out Fort Knox by pulling a Kansas City Shuffle* It was so sponteanous and i have to admit downright lucky too. a Slinky Spring* was my best option, no Ropers , no inside man, no shills just me, my wit and my luck...speaking of which i had all my lucky charms with me, my stinky sneakers, lucky boxers, and lucky lighter...good music in my ears and just about enough food in my stomach that would keep me healthy and not to veggish. I pulled a straight Freegard* for those fo you who dont know what that is....................


SCRAAAATCH!!!!!!!!



Why would i be silly enough to post all my trade secrets here online? what u think im silly? in it for the glory ? heck no...i dont wanna go to jail....so anyways lets fast forward to after the Robbery, where i have the loot stashed in my car, driving down the highway not a worry in the world and wondering what could go wrong?? im the happiest man alive, i dare someone or something to spoil it.


Fast Forward a week later, i walk into the safehouse, where i stashed the loot, and i find nothing. No stacks of 100 dollar bills no gold bars no bullion no diamonds no bearer bonds no stock certificates no celluloid negatives nothing...


all gone and a note saying "better luck next time" from whoever was smart enough to take the loot from me. actually not all was lost, i found one thing left behind...access codes to a former soviet nuclear warhead, now i cant say ive had one of theose befroe let alone what to do with it.


learn Kane, learn .....for the day you stop learining will be the day you become a waste of oxygen.


another thing to learn is, just that you dont get caught doing something doesnt necessarily mean you will get away with it, or have it for long.


Kane, stick to selling used cars...u aint no good in the underworld


why can t i be like the normal people who eat or sleep when they are depressed?